Right Wired

Clinton, Liberals Seek to Destroy First Amendment

2006-09-10T08:25:00.000-05:00

By now everyone has heard or seen the stink Liberals have created from ABC's new tv docu-drama "The Path to 9/11". Evidently, Clinton and his minons would rather save face than save the truth.

Thanks to Red State and The Traditional Values Coalition, we're able to see what they're so upset about. And you know what? They should be upset - they dropped the ball and caused 2,973 of my fellow Americans to be killed.

Does anyone remember this?

U.S. warned in 1995 of plot to hijack planes, attack buildings

MANILA, Philippines (CNN) -- The FBI was warned six years ago of a terrorist plot to hijack commercial planes and slam them into the Pentagon, the CIA headquarters and other buildings, Philippine investigators told CNN.

New York Slimes

2006-08-15T17:29:00.000-05:00

I created these for Michelle Malkin's site, but they missed the cut:

I thought they were really good...but alas...

Extreme Makeover: Murtha Edition

2006-08-15T17:21:00.000-05:00

Just catching up on some of my other photoshops, to have a historical record, if you will, of my faux psuedo genius. (click any image for a larger version)

Murtha as the enraged, mindless "Hulk", Doin' the Cut 'n Run:

This just struck me as funny:

Castro Sings: My Adidas

2006-08-14T17:26:00.000-05:00

From FoxNews.com, via AP:

Cubans Welcome New Photos Showing Castro Bedridden, But Alive

HAVANA — Cubans welcomed new photographs showing Fidel Castro in an 80th birthday visit with his brother Raul and Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez as evidence that their leader was alive and recovering — although visibly more mortal than ever.

Ahh, how lovely! Raul and Hugo paid a visit. I know there's nothing that makes my heart soar more than being visited by a dictator and a terrorist. But what's this? What is Communist Fidel Castro doing in the picture?

Sunday, August 13: Fidel Castro holds a copy of the Saturday Aug. 12, 2006 edition of Granma, the Communist Party newspaper.

Besides the fact that no one can verify if this I've pulled a Rueters here and fixed the headline to something more appropriate:

So how's that Communism thing working out for you Fidel? I guess "To each his need, from each his ability" or what was it? "To each his need, from each their life, and to me some new kicks!" more like it.

Did you know Fidel's Net worth hovers around $550,000,000?

Wow, I didn't realize Communism was so...Capitialistic.

edit:

The Granma (Cuba's state-run paper) had this to say:

“AS he announced on Saturday at the launch of his presidential candidacy, Chávez came to Havana to celebrate Fidel’s 80th birthday with the Cuban president. Raúl received him at the airport and gave him the affectionate embrace of a people grateful to the friendly leader for his human grandeur and attitude of solidarity....

What kind of human being is this? What material is he made of? As you say, he is like the caguairán (hardwood tree)."

Friendly leader? Human grandeur? More like dellusions of grandeur.

There is one good thing about hardwood trees - they burn for a long, long time.

HotAir.com: Another Bogus Photo

2006-08-08T17:49:00.000-05:00

Another Bogus Photo

Caption Fraud, Reuters Style

2006-08-08T17:17:00.000-05:00

Sorry for the delay in posting this, the photo upload feature must be broken here at blogger.com

As I mentioned on HotAir.com today:

Why would Israelis waste missles on a lone station wagon on a deserted road? Doesn't seem like a strategic target to me. It's hard to say whether this is caption fraud by the Editorial Staff or the photographer.

Not only is windshield intact, there is no debris on the road, no tiremaks (was the car being driven in the ditch when it was "hit"?), no burn marks on the grass which is obviously bone dry.

There is no "exit wound" either. As a matter of fact, if you increase the contast on the photo, you can peer into the driver's compartment and see that there is nothing in there, other than what appears to be a cooler.

I used Paint Shop Pro to:

Increase sharpeness (the originally photo was softened, when the sharpness is increased you can see the dents in the hood)
Re-colorized for natural sunlight
Resized to 150%

In the second photo I increased the size by another 150%, and point to the "cooler":

Liberal Bias knows no borders.

2006-07-06T11:45:00.000-05:00

A year ago, cowardly Muslim Extremists attacked our British Brothers and Sisters by blowing up London Subways and Busses. I think this site best conveys the consensus of Great Britian and the normal people in the USA.

Did you see Islam's latest recruiting poster?

(click for a larger image)

Introduction

2006-07-06T11:34:00.000-05:00

After leaving (being kicked off) Fark for my wacky right wing extremist conservative ideals, which most people in America would consider sane, I had an epiphany. This particular idea wasn't anything new, but I figured I'd throw my hat into the fray.

I wanted a place to post my best Photoshops, my most extreme brand of truth, sarcasm and cynicism.

In the past I was the bloggee, the anonymous reader who would make futile attempts to get some sort of recognition on the big blogs by sending email after email, news tip after news tip. I realize that these big players must get a lot of stuff, but not one of my emails ever made it on that thar "internets".

I spent a lot of time (well not really) on the images you'll find here, and I hope you enjoy them. I promise this will be the quickest blog you'll read each day.

Indiana Dan

If it's Libby, Libby, Libby

2005-11-10T15:13:00.000-06:00

If it's Libby, Libby, Libby
on the writ, writ, writ
then ya know, know, know
it's bulls#&%, s#&%, s#&%

Who is Valerie Plame? Who knows?! Let's ask Vanity Fair.

Can you believe this government trained agent, this artful dodger would lack the mental power to know that one should never appear in the pages of a magazine? Evidently, the enemy does not read Vanity Fair

I guess it wasn't Scooter that outed you. At this point I'm not holding my breath for a press retraction.